Hit him again

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  1. okie

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    An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
    It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor
    arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year
    old child.

    The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see
    while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the
    mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new
    born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take
    his first breath.

    "Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there
    in the first place!!"