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History Lesson

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 2, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The Prime Minister of Israel sits down with Arafat at the beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict. The Prime Minister requests that he be allowed to begin with a story.

    Arafat replies, "Of course."

    The Prime Minister begins his story: "Years before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of the stream to do some bathing -- including Moses. When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was missing.

    "Who took my clothes?" Moses asked those around him.

    "It was the Palestinians," replied the Israelites--"

    "Wait a minute," objected Arafat immediately, "there were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!"

    "All right," replies the Prime Minister, "Now that we've got that
    settled, let's begin our negotiations."
     
  2. Arc Angel

    Arc Angel Deus Vult!

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    ;f Stop! Stop! I can't laugh anymore! No more great jokes, please !!!

    Oh, by the way, both, HAMAS and the PLO are pleased to announce that you have been selected to receive FREE TICKETS for an all-expense paid vacation to the Holy Land. (;h)
     

  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    There have been arabs and jews in historical palestine for thousands of years.