"His and Her ATM "

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  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "His and Her ATM "

    HIS
    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Insert card
    3. Car still in gear
    4. Enter PIN number and account
    5. Take cash, card and receipt
    6. Pull ahead putting receipt in shirt pocket.......

    HER
    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
    3. Shut off engine
    4. Put keys in purse
    5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
    6. Hunt for card in purse
    7. Insert card
    8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
    9. Enter PIN number
    10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
    11. Hit "cancel"
    12. Re-enter correct PIN number
    13. Check balance
    14. Look for envelope
    15. Look in purse for pen
    16. Make out deposit slip
    17. Endorse checks
    18. Make deposit
    19. Study instructions
    20. Make cash withdrawal
    21. Get in car
    22. Check makeup
    23. Look for keys
    24. Start car
    25. Check makeup
    26. Start pulling away
    27. STOP
    28. Back up to machine
    29. Get out of car
    30. Take card and receipt
    31. Get back in car
    32. Put card in wallet
    33. Put receipt in checkbook
    34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
    35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
    36. Check makeup
    37. Put car in gear, reverse
    38. Put car in drive
    39. Drive away from machine
    40. Travel 3 miles
    41. Release parking brake.

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  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    So,You have met my grandmother I see.
     

  3. go_ustp

    go_ustp Millennium Member

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    At least when i pull up to an ATM, I have the Glock within easy reach. Maybe put that as 1a for both his and hers.....