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hillery and the NYC traffic jam

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Sep 28, 2005.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Subject: NYC Traffic Jam




    A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a

    Dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual."

    He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,

    so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

    The officer replies, "Hilary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her

    motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set

    herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats

    told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her."

    The stock broker asked, "How much have you got so far?"

    The officer replied "Only about 4-1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are

    still siphoning."
     
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    Now that is some funny stuff!
     

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