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Hillbilly Buys A Mirror

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 17, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    After living in the remote wilderness of Tennessee all his life, an old hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it.

    Not knowing what it was, he remarked, "How about that! Here's a picture of my daddy."

    He bought the 'picture', but on the way home he remembered his wife, Lizzy, didn't like his father. So he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for the fields, he would go there and look at it.

    Lizzy began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn. One day after her husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror. As she looked into the glass, she fumed, "So that's the ugly b*tch he's runnin' around with!"
     
  2. Mathurian

    Mathurian Joyous Reaper

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