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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 20, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Three Hillbillies from West Virginia are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.

    1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid... she bought an air conditioner!"

    2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"

    1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"

    2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of t hem new fangled warshin' machines!"

    1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"

    2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"

    3rd Hillbilly : "That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there."

    1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"

    3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"