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Hillary's 1st Night as President

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by AAshooter, Dec 11, 2003.

  1. AAshooter

    AAshooter

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    Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.

    The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
    "How can I best serve my country?"

    Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"

    Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.

    The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears..Hillary says,
    "How can I best serve my country?"

    Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"

    Ho! I really don't want to do that.

    On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says,
    "How can I best serve my country?"

    Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."