Hillary

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    >>A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead
    >>halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than
    >>usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
    >>cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold
    >>up?The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her
    >>motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself
    >>on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats
    >>told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up
    >>a collection for her.The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so
    >>far?" The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are
    >>still siphoning
     
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