Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 3, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out
    that she's pregnant! She is furious. Here just became the senator of
    New York and this has happened to her. She gets Bill on the phone and
    immediately starts screaming: "How could you have let this happen?
    With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How
    could you??!!! I can't believe this! I just found out I am five weeks
    pregnant and it is all your fault!!! Your fault!!! Well, what have
    you got to say???"
    There is nothing but dead silence on the phone. She screams
    again, "Did you hear me??!!" Finally she hears Bill's very, very
    quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Who is this?"