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Hillary writes to Dear Abby

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Paul7, Mar 10, 2008.

  1. Paul7


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    Dec 16, 2004
    East of Eden
    Dear Abby,

    I am a 60-year-old woman who is married to a man who acts like he
    hates me. In public, he pretends he loves me and talks about how
    wonderful I am. But in private, he shakes his finger in my face
    and calls me the "B" word. He constantly tells me how ugly I am
    without make-up. I've tried everything, including a face-lift,
    botox treatments, and a chin tuck. I even went on a diet and lost
    20 pounds.

    He quit his job a few years ago after having an affair with a woman
    in his office. He hasn't even looked for another job. We haven't
    slept together since I confronted him about the affair. He denied
    it, of course, but everybody knew it. It was humiliating. I
    believe he is still messing around.

    While we both want to sell this house, we argue constantly about
    when to put it on the market. The house we want will be available
    in a few months. My husband wants to put our house on the market
    now. I think we should wait a while. He has already started
    collecting boxes and packing up his stuff. Do you think he is
    planning to leave me?

    Worried in NY

    Dear Worried in NY:

    I doubt it. He wants to move back into the White House as much as
    you do.