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Hillary Clinton

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Jan 7, 2006.

  1. fhp490


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    Oct 13, 2005
    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
    evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.

    Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the
    owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to

    About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his
    clothes in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.

    "What happened?" asked Hillary.
    Well, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."

    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
    The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just
    killed the old cow."