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Hillary and Bill One More Time

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Aug 6, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    Hillary and Bill One More Time...


    Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant. She's furious. Here she's in the middle of her first term as Senator of New York and this has happened to her.

    She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts shrieking, "How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this! I just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! Your fault! ... Well, what have you got to say?"

    There's nothing but dead silence on the phone.

    She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

    Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, "Wh-Wh-Who is this?"
     
  2. rlfjr

    rlfjr NRA Life Member

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    Always room for one more Clinton joke, especially when it reminds us of what he did to our country and the office of President. As an aside, can you imagine were we would be today if AlGore had been elected? (He wasn't, by the way, despite what he says.)