High Maintenance Wild-Wife

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Gen IV, May 16, 2018.

  1. Biggsly

    Biggsly Good looking deplorable

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    She is not with him for love.
     
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    Borg Warner

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    She's no prize, that's for sure...Totally nuts and anorexic to boot.

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  3. BigBluefish

    BigBluefish

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    Ain't nobody that hot.
     
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    Run... Forrest... Run!
     
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  5. ysr_racer

    ysr_racer

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    I remember I was in college, and was a Jr Teaching Pro at a local course. I was working with a woman, and she was really struggling, especially with her grip.

    Finally I said, hold the club like you hold your husband's "club" and take a few swings at the ball.

    She did and I said, that's great, but now try holding the club with your hands :)
     
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  6. BamaBud

    BamaBud NRA Life Member

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    Gross!!

    Looks like Phyllis Diller's kid.
     
  7. MikeG22

    MikeG22 CLM

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    What's funny is he left his first wife for her after he won a big championship. I imagine he'll be trading her in for an improved model soon
     
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    lazarus66

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    The coke makes them a little twitchy. I kinda like it.
     
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    jimbo123

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    There’s 10 million more American bishes just like her out there, I hope he kicks her to the curb ASAP.
     
  10. G19Tony

    G19Tony Sneet CLM

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    Soulless dolls eyes.

    That have the crazy.
     
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    APERS

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    This. Serve her up some papers, for her meal in jail. Then grab the kids and move far away.
     
  12. oldandtreacherous

    oldandtreacherous

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    She'll put your eyes and have her way with you. Might be survivable.

    If this is her she cleans up right nice....
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  13. sourdough44

    sourdough44

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    You guys can rip on her. If she was sober, dressed up with some makeup, most would be lusting over her. It’s just the way guys are programmed. Of course a follow on marriage may not work, but in the interim, guys will be guys.

    He has younger kids with her, likely he’ll try to keep it together for a while yet.
     
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    Sometimes, not very often and in a playful way, I'll start singing that chorus under my breath. The wife is not amused.
     
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    plp

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    I cringe to think about back in the Bad Old Days, with ex's and the wife, if some of our worst moments had made national news.

    I hope they work it out, BTDT. It can get better.
     
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    Never understood when somebody is acting that hostile and uncontrollable why don’t they just let her ride the lightning and get a face full of bear spray.
     
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    Thanks for the laugh, haven't heard that one in about 20 years. And heard it from the 70 year old woman who ran the register at the pro shop. She had a million golf jokes.

    Her favorite was, the problem with all male golfers is their inability to judge distance. They have been trying to convince their wives (and would hold up her hand with thumb and forefinger about an inch apart) this is six inches, it has distorted their depth perception.
     
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    fails to see the humor!
    LMAO!
     
  19. rock_castle

    rock_castle Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness

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    That’s an awful picture. Seen her on TV and she is definitely hot. Can’t judge hotness by a mug shot.
     
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    Golf is all fun and games, but I knew a woman that was killed on the golf course, when her husband tee-d off and hit her in the head with a ball.

    At the autopsy they found a second golf ball lodged firmly up her butt. When I asked him about it, he said, oh that was my mulligan :)
     
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