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    HEIDI - (noun) -Greeting.
    HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
    Usage: Heidi, Hire yew?"
    BARD - (verb) - Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
    Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
    JAWJUH - (noun) - The State north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
    Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
    BAMMER - (noun) - The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is
    Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000
    in improvements."
    MUNTS - (noun) - A calendar division.
    Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I ain't
    herd from him in munts."
    THANK - (verb) - Ability to cognitively process.
    Usage: "Ah thank a'll have a bare."
    BARE - (noun) - An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and
    Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
    IGNERT - (adjective) - Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
    Usage: "Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!"
    RANCH - (noun) - A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
    Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my
    brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
    ALL - (noun) - A petroleum-based lubricant.
    Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup
    FAR - (noun) - A conflagration.
    Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup
    truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
    TAR - (noun) - A rubber wheel.
    Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a
    flat tar in my pickup truck."
    TIRE - (noun) - A tall monument.
    Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to
    see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
    RETARD - (verb) - To stop working.
    Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
    FAT - (noun), (verb) - a battle or combat; to engage in battle or
    Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
    RATS - (noun) - Entitled power or privilege.
    Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
    FARN - (adjective) - Not domestic.
    Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed...must be from some farn
    DID - (adjective) - Not alive.
    Usage: "He's did, Jim."
    EAR - (noun) - A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.
    Usage: "He can't breathe...give 'im some ear!"
    BOB WAR - (noun) - A sharp, twisted cable.
    Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
    JEW HERE - (noun) and (verb) contraction.
    Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that
    bob war fence cump'ny?"
    HAZE - a contraction.
    Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah..haze ignert. He ain't thanked in
    SED - (verb) - past tense of "to see".
    VIEW - contraction: (verb) and pronoun.
    Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City... view?"
    GUBMINT - (noun) - A bureaucratic institution.
    Usage: "Them gubmint boys shore is ignert.