A drunk was sitting by himself at the end of the bar when he overheard another patron say, "All liberals are nothing but bleeding-heart, gun-hating *ssh*l*s." He responded, "Hey! I resent that. Don't you EVER put me in the same category as them" The other patron was a little embarrassed and apologized,"I'm terrbily sorry. So you're one of those liberals?" Nah, he replied, "I'm an *ssh*l*."