Hey, Doc!----Part 2

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    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    Jan 23, 2000
    After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear
    to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you
    would like to ask me about?"

    "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my
    wife, the first time I am usually hot and sweaty, and then,
    after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually cold
    and chilly."

    After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said, "Everything
    appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you
    would like to discuss with me?"

    The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

    The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern.
    He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex
    the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the
    second time. Do you know why?"

    "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the
    first time is usually around July and the second time is
    usually in December."