I enjoy the humor of comedian Bill Engvall (Heres your sign!) So yesterday, I pull into a little Sunoco gas station on my motorcycle. There are 3 pumps. A man identified as Tom, is filling up a customer on the full serve pump, as I put $15 in my bike. A young cutie is at the 3rd pump with a 4 door piece of crap econo-sedan. I finish, and walk inside, only to see that there is no one manning the cash register. Surmising the gas station is a one man affair, I patiently wait, credit card in hand for Tom to finish and come in and take my money. The place did not have pay at the pump. Do I am standing at the cash register, motorcycle jacket on, helmet on. My bike is in plain sight at pump #2. The cutie is behind me, cash in hand. Tom says to me, which one (pump) are you? I, I reply, that would be the motorcycle ..Heres your sign. Any wonder why Tom makes his living pumping gas?