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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Alex_Knight, May 23, 2002.

  1. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    If Jesus was electricuted instead of crucified, would we all be wearing little chairs around our necks?
     
  2. carebear

    carebear Da Bear is back

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    I don't know, but we'd probably be speaking Latin today
     

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    Queenchicken Fried Member

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    carebear Da Bear is back

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    See, if the Romans had controlled electricity they might be technologically superior enough to maintain the Empire in the face of barbarian attack and to prevent decay from within.

    So they'd still be around.

    And Latin would still be the Lingua Franca.

    So we'd speak it.

    Still.

    ;g
     
  5. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    BWAAHAHAHAHA!!!! Good one Alex! ;i ;a ;f
     
  6. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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    Glad you liked that AC.

    I have a friend that engages in deep thought at times. So I steal all his material. ;f
     
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    Dogman Getting Senior

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    If they drowned him, would we be wearing a little anvil or a cement bucket?
     
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    carebear Da Bear is back

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    And if they "stoned" Him to death?;a
     
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    Dogman Getting Senior

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    We'd be carrying a "lucky" stone in our pockets.
     
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    Dogman Getting Senior

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    What if he was posioned and died on the toilet?
     
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    PACKIN' PLASTIC 4,500+ posts

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    Somebody needs to PM this page to JMT_USA.


    PP;i
     
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    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    No kidding. ;a


    Alex, stealing people's material? At least it was for our enjoyment. :cool:
     
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    jmt_usa Shilly Savior?

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    Mail's been slow...

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    Alex, I fear for your sanity. ;f
     
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    What if he was killed by firing squad? Would we all have little AK charms?
     
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    Was it Hienlien who wrote a story in which the founder of a faith was hanged and his followers wore gallows?
     
  17. Guest

    If he died of old age would they wear "old" around their necks?

    Besides, just be glad he was not run over by a train or crashed in a plane.
     
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    Blast 'nuff said

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    Fear not, for his sanity has been long gone.;g




    Also, he has gas.[​IMG]
     
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    I really need to start reading the dates of when posts are started....I was quite suprised to see a PACKIN' PLASTIC post