here is your problem....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Baer, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. Baer

    Baer

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    Scene: public executions by guillotine

    First condemned person steps up, a minister. Switch is pulled. Blade
    doesn't come down. Minister cries out: "God knows I am innocent!" He's
    pardonned.

    Second condemned person is a revolutionary agitator. Switch is pulled.
    Blade doesn't come down. Guy cries out: "The revolution cannot be
    stopped!" He's pardonned.

    Third condemned is an engineer. Same deal. He looks up, points up, says, "I think your problem is that the cable is binding right here..."