Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo

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  1. Eagles1181

    Eagles1181 Flying High

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    Not sure if this has been posted, but could not find it in the arcives.

    Once upon a time, Hercules, Snow White and Quasimodo were
    talking over a picnic lunch.

    Hercules says "You know, everyone says I am the strongest
    mortal on the earth, but I don't know how to prove it.
    That bothers me a lot."

    Snow White said "You're right! Everyone says I am the
    fairest, but how can I be sure?"

    Quasimodo agrees. "Yeah, and I'm supposed to be the
    ugliest!"

    Suddenly Snow White has an idea. "You know, guys, I've
    got the answer. Let's pray about this and ask God to tell
    us the truth."

    Hercules says "Great. Let's meet tomorrow and tell our
    tales."

    The next day, they meet at a restaurant in town. Hercules
    says, "I talked to God, and He says that I am truly the
    strongest."

    Snow White says, "As did I, and I am truly the fairest."

    Quasimodo has his head down, leaning on the table and
    says, "Who the heck is Janet Reno?"
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Yeah, that was good Eagles!;f ;a ;f