Help me write a "manifesto" ??

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  1. ysr_racer

    ysr_racer

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    This cop in LA got me thinking I shoud have a manifesto too.

    So far all I have is, I like pizza, sporting clays, and *******-*** to lesbian porn.

    Oh, and a good cigar, and mini bikes.

    What am I missing :)
     
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    tous GET A ROPE!

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    mgs Always Carrying Millennium Member

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    Got to get a sinking boat in there!
     
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    It needs to be at least 5000 words and you must rant against someone or some group. It doesn't much matter who. In your case censors maybe.
     
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    LOL.. funny OP.

    However, this won't last long.
     
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    Billy Spivey pushed me in the playground in first grade in 1964. He's a dead man !!
     
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    Dont forget you favorite celebs...Tim Tebow and Charlie Sheen just got the nod...as did Ellen DeGeneres.....cant pick them....
     
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    you forgot to mention booze :tequila:

    Now, with regards to who/what you will rant against, how about MSM or maybe reality TV?
     
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    Looks like a good start. Rant about the current loser generation. Ramble on about 'the good old days' when ammo and guns were cheap and plentiful.
     
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    Make some demands!!!!

    1. Legalize Prostitution.
    2. Make the HOR in Congress inversely related to population so that small states get more reps in Congress
    3. Change the name of our national bird to "Sir-Fly's-A-Lot"
    4. Make McDonalds have the McRib all year round (and Shamrock shakes too!).

    Or whatever, gotta be outrageous or bad whatever your case may be.
     
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    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    IBTL

    I am not saying there is anything said that is against the TOS, but I just know this group. This will not end well.
     
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    Ohh yeah. Shamrock shakes!!!


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    If you are going to really do it right, demand the release of a bunch of random prisoners like Hans Gruber did in the original Die Hard.

    Also, contradictory demands should be in there somewhere.

    Bonus points if at least a third of it is coherent, reasoned, and deals with an honest injustice, while he rest is bat-**** crazy.

    Demand your pizza be delivered by the pope, in a 100-mpg car Detroit has supressed since he '70s. Also, extra pepperoni, but it has to be the good pepperoni.
     
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    I like the way you think my friend, you just made the list :steamed:
     
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    A Manifesto: It's not just for communists and serial killers anymore.
     
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    Demand they release fotos of the vault at Ft. Knox

    And demand they open the Roswell Area 51 base to public tours.