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Hell

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 19, 2004.

  1. okie

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    A lawyer died and found Himself at the gates of Hell.
    "Welcome to Hell" announced the Devil. "As your last taste of free will, you are allowed to choose which of three possible places that you will spend the rest of eternity."

    The Devil opened the first door, flames shot into the room and the lawyer could see thousands of people being eternally burned alive.

    "No" said the lawyer. "Not this one."

    The Devil opened the second door. The lawyer could see thousands of People slaving away at a large rockpile. They were all being whipped as they Hammered the large boulders into smaller boulders.

    "No" again said the lawyer.

    Finally, the devil opened up that last door which showed thousands of people chin deep in a large lake of vomit They were all chanting 'Don't make waves, don't make waves...'

    "That's awful!!" commented the lawyer in repulsion.

    "You think that's bad?" asked the devil, "you should see it when the angels spend the weekend here with their motorboats!"