George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladamir Putin all die and go to hell. They notice a red phone there and ask what it is for. "It is to call back to earth", says the devil So Putin makes a 10 minute call to Russia. Devil says "that will be 1 million dollars" Putin writes him a check. The Queen calls England and talks for 30 minutes "That will be 6 million dollars" says the devil. She writes him a check. George Bush calls the U.S., talks for 2 hours "That will be 5 dollars" says the devil. On hearing this Putin says Why is his call so cheap? The devils says "Since Obama took over, the U.S. has gone to hell. It is a local call.