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Heaven's Gate

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pistolwhipped, Oct 21, 2002.

  1. pistolwhipped

    pistolwhipped ***FUBAR***

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    Three guys die at about the same time. At the gate , St. Peter says , " Well it's close to Christmas so you need to show me something that relates to Christmas before I can let you in."

    The first guy digs around in his suit coat and finds a Christmas card from his wife and hands it over ... St. Peter looks it over and says , " OK ,you are in ."

    The second guy is frantically searching around and finnally comes up with some Holly leaves from his coat pocket and hands them over.
    St. Peter says , "Well go on in."

    The thrid guy is going through his pockets and all he can come up with are pure silk womens panties. He hands them over to St. Peter.
    St. Peter looks at the panties and then at the guy and says , "How do you mean these have anything to do with Christmas ?"

    The guy says , " Well, they're Carols ?"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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  3. Dresden

    Dresden Is it Plastic??

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