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Heaven

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 24, 2009.

  1. okie

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    An exasperated mother whose child was always getting into mischief, finally
    asked, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"

    The child thought it over, "Well," the youngster said, "I'll just run in and
    out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For
    heaven's save, come in or stay out!"