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Heart attack

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 8, 2004.

  1. okie

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    An elderly man had a heart attack while visiting his niece,
    >who drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

    >

    > After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor

    >appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

    >

    > Sadly he said, "I'm so sorry, but I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead,

    >but his heart is still beating."

    >

    > "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against

    >her cheeks with shock, "We've never had a Democrat in

    >the family before!"