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Hearing aid

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 13, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing
    aid. "It's marvelous," he enthused to a friend. "Since I acquired it I can
    hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a
    conversation being held in an apartment a full block away!"
    "You don't say," said his friend. "What kind is it?"
    The proud owner consulted his wristwatch and answered, "Twenty minutes
    after two."