Heard in passing

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Lord Grey Boots, Jun 14, 2002.

  1. Lord Grey Boots

    Lord Grey Boots

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    Aug 15, 2001
    Snohomish, WA, USA
    This stuff is funny....

    In Passing

    "Well, the funniest part is that Bobby tells his wife he's going to the gym to workout, when he's really at my place."
    --20ish girl, gossiping while cutting hair

    "Really, huh. My Robert's been excercising a lot lately too, guess men want to be more in shape at that age. Look at Tom Cruise here, they all want to be like him."
    --40ish woman, not really paying atttention to the conversation, reading a magazine during her haircut.

    "SO it sure has been hot lately."
    --Hair stylist, breaking speed records for conversation changing
    I don't know if they were talking about the same man.
    But the look of absolute panic and terror on the stylist's face rivaled anything I've seen in a horror movie.