Heard in passing

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  1. Lord Grey Boots

    Lord Grey Boots

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    This stuff is funny....

    In Passing

    "Well, the funniest part is that Bobby tells his wife he's going to the gym to workout, when he's really at my place."
    --20ish girl, gossiping while cutting hair

    "Really, huh. My Robert's been excercising a lot lately too, guess men want to be more in shape at that age. Look at Tom Cruise here, they all want to be like him."
    --40ish woman, not really paying atttention to the conversation, reading a magazine during her haircut.

    "SO it sure has been hot lately."
    --Hair stylist, breaking speed records for conversation changing
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    I don't know if they were talking about the same man.
    But the look of absolute panic and terror on the stylist's face rivaled anything I've seen in a horror movie.