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Heard A Noise

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Jan 29, 2010.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    My wife has not spoken to me in three days. I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

    She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up,
    wake up!"

    "What's the matter?" I asked.

    "There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're
    eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."

    "That'll teach them!" I replied.