Health Risks associated with reading too many of CertifiedFunds' threads....

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by SC Tiger, Feb 9, 2017.

  1. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    Heck, let's go there. Why not?

    Fear of sharks, alcohol, drinking water, etc? :rofl:
     
  2. certifiedfunds

    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    You will thank me one day
     
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  3. Steel Head

    Steel Head Tactical Cat

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    jmohme

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    I'm thanking you now.
    My health nazi daughter says I need to drink more water, so I forwarded one of your links to her!
    I purposely withheld the alcohol and coffee links though.
     
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  5. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    He's stoned and paranoid about everything. Wait until he learns he is being bombarded with electromagnetic radiation.:tinfoil:
     
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    certifiedfunds Cosmopolitan Bias

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    No thanks necessary. Your safety is thanks alone
     
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  7. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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  8. 308M1A

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    So far the only health risk is laughing so hard you end up passing out from coughing all the oxygen out of your lungs.

    But after you pass out you eventually come to and go back to reading.
     
  9. wjv

    wjv RIP Stan Lee.. . .

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    He will spank you one day??
    Oh. . . thank you. . .
    Never Mind
     
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    It's easy to not be afraid of sharks. There's no sharks around here for to be afraid of. It's like being afraid of Martians.

    But water? Hell, that s***'s all over the place.