1-man flash mob
Laying on my back thinking about going to the ER right now. I was working out this morning and started doing wide grip pushups after benchpressing. Something under my shoulderblade whent went "dink" and I collapsed. It hurt so bad that I couldn't even breathe. I went over to the pullup bar to stretch it a little to see if it would stop the unreal pain and it did, almost instantly. I just hung there for a minute then got the bright idea to do a pull-up. That's when it pretty much exploded. It completely went limp and I dropped. I the pain is all around my shoulder and in my chest. I have to lay on my back for the pain to go away but as soon as I turn, twitch or stand it feels like I'm getting stabbed all over my shoulder, chest and undeer my shoulder blade. Wife is going to take me to ER when she gets home in about 30mins. I have never felt pain like this before. Not even a compund fracture in my Fibula hurt like this. Yet I'm fine laying here on my back typing on my Blackberry. Place your bets on the diagnosis.