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Headache

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 18, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo.
    She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with
    straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a
    very
    large gorilla.
    The gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand
    (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is
    obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband,
    noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.
    The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play
    along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises
    that would wake the dead.
    Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she
    does,
    and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.
    "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"... this drives the gorilla
    absolutely crazy.
    Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the
    door
    to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM
    you
    have a headache."
     
  2. Spen84107

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