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He knows you

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 4, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the
    woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway
    patrol. The officer said, "Ma'am, did you know you were
    speeding?"

    The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he
    say?"

    The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

    The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

    The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he
    say?"

    The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."

    The woman gives him her license.

    The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I
    spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a
    woman I have ever had."

    The woman turns to her husband and asks," What did he
    say?"

    "HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU," the old man yells.