He Asked For It

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 28, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Sep 10, 2001
    The waitress in a small-town cafe knew most of her customers by name and by reputation. One, a local salesman, was quite a talker. On a particularly busy morning, the salesman waved at the waitress and asked for a third free refill on his coffee.

    "Just a mouthful will do," he said.

    Obligingly, the waitress filled his cup until it overflowed into the saucer...and kept on pouring until the saucer, too, was ready to overflow. Then she stopped, looked the salesman in the eye and asked, "Now, where would you like the rest of it?"