Having an affair with his secretary

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 26, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Aug 20, 2002
    A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their
    passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made
    passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep
    and awoke at around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the
    woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.
    Mystified, she nonetheless complied and he slipped into his shoes and drove
    "Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

    "Darling," replied the man, "I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair
    with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and
    didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

    The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been
    playing golf!"