have you looked at someone your age and thought I don't look that old?

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  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, 'SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.. YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

    MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

    SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

    THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

    AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED WOODBRIDGE HIGH SCHOOL.

    "YES. YES, I DID. I'M A BARRON," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

    "WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.

    HE ANSWERED , "IN 1966. WHY DO YOU ASK?"

    "YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!", I EXCLAIMED.

    HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY. THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED, FAT ASS, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-***** ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
     
  2. AV1911

    AV1911 Cali Girl

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    OK...LOL..now that was a good one!!!
     

  3. citori59

    citori59 Lock Guru

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    I see guys I graduated from high school with all the time. I always think they look so old. I've just always assumed they always thought the same about me.