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Have a good flight

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 29, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    "This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

    "If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

    "If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

    "If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

    "That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
     
  2. lhkas

    lhkas SENIOR MEMBER

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    NOW!!!
    THATS JUST PLAIN NASTIE;f ;f ;f
     

  3. Fraser

    Fraser Millennium Member

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    I hate BA. I fly VIRGIN to London.