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Haulin ***

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    In Africa , every morning a gazelle awakens knowing that
    it must outrun the fastest lion if it wants to stay alive.

    Every morning, a lion wakes up knowing it must run faster
    than the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death.

    Moral of the story:

    It makes no difference if you are a gazelle or a lion:
    When the sun comes up, you had better be hauling ***.