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Harvey and Gladys

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 19, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Harvey and Gladys

    Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in
    front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

    "You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see
    an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much
    that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped
    balloons, and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the

    She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one
    positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."

    Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
    thoughtful voice, "Well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."