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Harold

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Dec 20, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after
    > dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and
    > ponder his accomplishments and long life.
    >
    > One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to
    > chat, and before they know it several hours have passed.
    >
    > After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and
    > asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
    >
    > She asks, "What?"
    >
    > "SEX!" he replies.
    >
    > Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a
    > gun to your head!"
    >
    > "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold
    > it for a while."
    >
    > "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
    > manhood and proceeds to hold it.
    >
    > Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where
    > they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. Then,
    > one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed,
    > Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
    >
    > She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by
    > the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's
    > manhood. Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel
    > have that I don't have?"
    >
    > Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."