Q: Why do dogs howl when harmonica players play? A: They're trying to tell them how the song goes. Q: What do you call a harmonica player's accompanist? A: Fido Q: What do the best harmonica players have in common? A: They all suck. Q: What do you call a harmonica player who doesn't step all over the singer's lines? A: Deceased. Q: What do you say at the end of a great harmonica solo? A: Thank God. Q: How many harmonica players does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 5. One to screw it in and four to determine if it should be in straight or cross position. Q: What do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what notes he's playing? A: Liar. Q: Why do harmonica players say they play a "harp"? A: So you won't think they play a "harmonica". or: A: Because "harmonica" is a four-syllable word. Q: Which is better: electric guitar or harmonica? A: Electric guitar. You can't beat a harmonica player to death with a harmonica. Q: What do you call a harmonica player in a brand new suit? A: Dearly departed.