Harmonica players..

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  1. okie

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    Q: Why do dogs howl when harmonica players play?
    A: They're trying to tell them how the song goes.

    Q: What do you call a harmonica player's accompanist?
    A: Fido

    Q: What do the best harmonica players have in common?
    A: They all suck.

    Q: What do you call a harmonica player who doesn't step all over the singer's lines?
    A: Deceased.

    Q: What do you say at the end of a great harmonica solo?
    A: Thank God.

    Q: How many harmonica players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A: 5. One to screw it in and four to determine if it should be in straight or cross position.

    Q: What do you call a harmonica player who says he knows what notes he's playing?
    A: Liar.

    Q: Why do harmonica players say they play a "harp"?
    A: So you won't think they play a "harmonica".

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    A: Because "harmonica" is a four-syllable word.

    Q: Which is better: electric guitar or harmonica?
    A: Electric guitar. You can't beat a harmonica player to death with a harmonica.

    Q: What do you call a harmonica player in a brand new suit?
    A: Dearly departed.