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Harley Davidson

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation,
    Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates,
    St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and
    your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you
    can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

    Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to
    hang out with God." St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room,
    and introduced him to God.

    Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"

    God said, "Ah, yes."

    "Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have
    some major design flaws in your invention:

    1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
    2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
    3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
    4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
    5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous."

    "Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God,
    "hold on." God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in
    a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed
    out a slip of paper and God read it.

    "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said
    to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are
    riding my invention than yours."