Harley Davidson Inventor meets with God

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    Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and
    goes to heaven.

    At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well, you've been such a good
    guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can
    hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."

    Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself."

    The be feathered fellow at the Gates takes Arthur to the Throne Room and
    introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
    God says, "Ah, yes." "Well," says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

    1. There is too much front end protrusion
    2. It chatters at high speeds
    3. The rear end wobbles too much, and
    4. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

    "Hmmm..." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial
    Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The
    computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it.

    "It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur Davidson,
    “but according to My Computer, more people are riding my invention than yours."