[Sam Spade]

Cool! I'll remember it when I go to work later.

Can we talk mean and hurt their mothers' feelings, too?

 

[tudor128]

http://www.october22.org/

Oh, wait. You mean it's not a day for cops to celebrate?

Screw it. I already composed you guys a haiku:

The backstairs were especially slippery today.
The IA inspector has glaucoma.
No snitches.

Be safe out there and may your nightsticks swing easily and true.

Sorry to be the wiseass, but the traditional haiku has 5 syllables, then 7, then another 5. Here's my contribution:

Flying towards your head
Gracefully floats the baton
Stop resisting, sir

:supergrin:

 

[PuroMexicano]

stop or I'll shoot you
then he gets down on the ground
hands behind your back

LOL

 

[WiskyT]

Sorry to be the wiseass, but the traditional haiku has 5 syllables, then 7, then another 5. Here's my contribution:

Flying towards your head
Gracefully floats the baton
Stop resisting, sir

:supergrin:

I see a VanDyke beard and a set of bongos in your future. Which way to the coffee house daddio?

 

[Dukeboy01]

Sorry to be the wiseass, but the traditional haiku has 5 syllables, then 7, then another 5. Here's my contribution:

Flying towards your head
Gracefully floats the baton
Stop resisting, sir

:supergrin:

:rofl:

I knew there was a pattern to haiku, but I couldn't remember what it was.

Let's try some more:

Six shots break the calm
Shotgun lies just out of reach
"Do you feel lucky?"



As Boston loser drones
Young man seeks attention's glow
"Don't tase me, bro! YEEEAAAAUUGH!"

 

[tudor128]

I see a VanDyke beard and a set of bongos in your future. Which way to the coffee house daddio?

I can't grow facial hair which, sadly, disqualifies me from employment as a Federal LE. However, I will henceforth wear a beret, dress in all black, chain smoke, and write law enforcement haiku between reading chapters of "On the Road". Here's a few more:

Perp in back, no belt
I think I see dog, I brake
Sorry 'bout your face

I claim no I.D.
I pretend to be cousin
*****, he's wanted too

You look out your door
You then realize it's us
Now you hide in tub

Finally, one for our city's last OIS-

Front yard with rifle
"Drop the gun" means "Drop the gun"
Get well soon dumbass

 

[evilwill]

UUHMM...all of sudden its a little too high brow for me. Dont poems have to rhyme?? What ever happened to Dr. Suess?

Police Brutality day...For a second I was soo happy, I thought " The city's going to indemnify me for all this??" I clicked on the link and felt so toyed with.

 

[Dragoon44]

UUHMM...all of sudden its a little too high brow for me. Dont poems have to rhyme?? What ever happened to Dr. Suess?

Police Brutality day...For a second I was soo happy, I thought " The city's going to indemnify me for all this??" I clicked on the link and felt so toyed with.

I'm with you, when I ran across people talking or writing like this I called it dementia, not art.

:rofl:

 

[tudor128]

UUHMM...all of sudden its a little too high brow for me. Dont poems have to rhyme?? What ever happened to Dr. Suess?

Police Brutality day...For a second I was soo happy, I thought " The city's going to indemnify me for all this??" I clicked on the link and felt so toyed with.

Sorry...I would have gotten everyone a card, but I don't think Hallmark makes them. And what's the traditional gift for your colleagues on Police Brutality Day?

 

[Pepper45]

Sorry...I would have gotten everyone a card, but I don't think Hallmark makes them. And what's the traditional gift for your colleagues on Police Brutality Day?

Cocobolo straight stick and taser cartridges.

 

[EODLRD]

VanDyke beard

I can't grow facial hair which, sadly, disqualifies me from employment as a Federal LE

Hey now, whats wrong with a van ****?

 

[blueiron]

Our motto:

"Beat 'em like they stole it..."