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Happy Halloween!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Oct 31, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
    last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset upon making
    several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was
    another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was
    embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
    bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by
    the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and
    swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended
    up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
    sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), had
    watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on
    here?"



    The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the ****
    out of a ghost."

    Happy Halloween