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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Oct 29, 2002.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Happy Halloween!!!

    A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. The wife developed

    a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.



    He, being a devoted husband, protested but she argued and said she was going

    to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time

    being spoiled by not going.



    So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for
    one hour,

    awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go to the
    party.



    Inasmuch as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
    would have

    some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with
    him. She joined

    the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor,
    dancing with every

    nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.



    His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left
    his partner high and

    dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him
    go as far as he wished,

    naturally, since he was her husband.



    Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
    they went to one of the

    cars and had a little bang.



    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the
    costume away and

    got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his
    behavior.



    She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a time he
    had.



    He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when
    you're not there."



    Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"



    He replied, "I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Randy,
    George and some

    other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're
    not going to believe

    what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to!"
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    lt, You are HOT today!!! Thanks, Eddie:)