Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman. "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked. "Not on her best day." Hank replied. "Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked. "No, she's broke." "Well then, is it sex?" "Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe." "Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?" "She can sue me for child support."