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Hank

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 13, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.

    "Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.

    "Not on her best day." Hank replied.

    "Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.

    "No, she's broke."

    "Well then, is it sex?"

    "Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."

    "Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"

    "She can sue me for child support."
     
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