Hangover suprise...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by zombie_dad, Oct 16, 2007.

  1. zombie_dad

    zombie_dad GOTOD # 0015

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    A man wakes up with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
    his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins
    and a glass of water on the side table. He sees his clothing
    in front of him, all cleaned and pressed. He looks around the
    room and sees it is in perfect order. So's the rest of the
    house. He takes his aspirins and notices a note on the table:

    Honey,
    Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping.
    I Love you.

    He goes to the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast and the
    morning newspaper await him. His son is also at the table,
    eating. The man asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

    His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and
    delirious. You broke some furniture, puked in the hallway,
    and gave yourself a black eye when you walked into the door."

    Confused, the man asks, "So why is everything in order and
    so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
    and when she tried to take your pants off you shouted,

    "LADY, GET YOUR DAMNED HANDS OFF OF ME! I'M MARRIED.
     
  2. silentpoet

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  3. grayelky

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    What he said...