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Handle money wisely

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Dec 3, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"

    He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my p***$," he said proudly.

    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tatooed on his p***$?"

    "Well, three reasons spring to mind. One: I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two: once in a while, I like to play with my money... Three: I like how money feels in my hand...
    And lastly, instead of you going out shopping at the mall, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!
     
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

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    Thats 4.
     

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    KA3N Senior Moment

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    This proves my theory that there are three types of posters here on GT - those who can count and those who can't.
     
  4. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    ...uhhhh ah hope ah speled everthing oright...