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"Handguns"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Nov 12, 2002.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "Handguns"

    TOP TEN REASONS WHY HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN.........

    10. You can trade an old .44 for two new.22's.

    9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the
    road.

    8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so,
    he will be impressed and usually will let you try it.

    7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
    backup.

    6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out
    of ammo.

    5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"

    2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after
    you're done using it.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN!!! :

    1.You can buy a silencer!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. WolfmanGK

    WolfmanGK Super Plump

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    Not for two MKII's.
     

  3. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    WolfmanGK,

    How about for 2 used MK 2's?????

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  4. Manjo

    Manjo

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    Don't feel so bad Wolfman, gun prices in Canada are even more worse than in Cali.